The 2012 Driver Line up in a funny take:
“The
Kid who names his Car" Sebastian Vettel and No.2 Driver Mark Webber
for Red Bull Racing
"I
couldn’t be in a better place" Jenson Button and “Moved to Monaco to
stop partying” Lewis Hamilton for McLaren
"I give Up" Fernando
Alonso and Felipe "Baby" Felipe Massa line up for Ferrari
7 Time World Champ and probably
his last season in his second stint Michael Schumacher and "The
Reason why more woman watch F1" Nico Rosberg for Mercedes
The "Iceman" and
"I was taking a shit" Kimi Räikkönen lines up with "Racing
alongside a World Champ with boost my performance too” Romain Grosjean in Lotus
Thanking their favourite gods
and a "No flying Kingfisher clause" are Paul di Resta
and Nico Hulkenberg for Force India
"KAMIKAZE”
Kamui Kobayashi and "I escaped a horror crash in Monaco
with concussion and thigh sprain" Sergio Perez for Sauber
"Not sure how we got a
driving seat" are Daniel Ricciardo and Jean Eric Vergne for Toro
Rosso
"Friend of Venezuelan president Hugo
Chávez" Pastor Maldonado and "Ayrton Senna's
Nephew" Bruno Senna for Williams
"Retaining" his seat
is Heikki Kovalainen and the "only Russian F1 Driver" Vitaly
Petrov for Caterham
"He is always around" Pedro
de la Rosa and "The fastest Indian" Narain Karthikeyan
for HRT
"I scored a World
Championship point in my first Formula One race" Timo Glock
and "Rookie" Charles Pic for Marussia
Let’s hope, they give us more
reasons to smile this year.
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